Sandy Supposes....

Week 3 Prompt

Here are the two prompts for Week Three
         
Prompt # One: I hereby resolve to get a job.
         
Andre say's "Not Likely".

I hereby resolve to take better care of my teeth.

Andre pronounces teeth as teef.

         

         

Well, what can or should a monkey say about these prompts? As far as Andre is concerned he has a job and he is gainfully employed. Someone has to be the life of the never-ending party at the bar. He fancies himself as an influencer. Anybody who is anybody nowadays is an influencer.

         Andre only carouses with the finest locals. His drinks of choice become everyone's choice. Of course no one realizes he will down anything. Whatever happens to be within reach is good enough. Avant garde? Revolutionary? Trailblazer? Bold? Meh, Andre shrugs with the best.

          If he swings from the rafters he inspires fellow imbibers to do likewise. If he feels restless and hops from bar stool to bar stool he invents a new drinking game. The influenced refer to it as monkey business or Andre-ing. He is the ultimate party animal. Rowdy revelers shout, "What would Andre do?"

         Anything. Andre would do anything. Except take care of his 'teef.' He still has a few. Brushing and flossing are so tedious. He prefers to rinse with alcohol, flavored alcohol.There's nothing like a cold beer swish.

         So far, crack a few still refers to his preferred method of popping the beer cap with his teeth. Why search for a bottle opener?