That is perfectly normal... Maybe.

The Neighbors are Queer...

"Did you know that your neighbors are gay?" Rusty queried.
Muzzy looked at old Rusty with his gold teeth...
"They get what I beg for from Sara." Muzzy replied and poured lemonade.
Rusty took his gin, "It's not natural."

"Are those gold teeth natural?" Muzzy queried.
"I suppose you care about transexuals too?" Rusty took another sip.
Muzzy sipped his lemonade, "Are you a pirate?"
Rusty squirmed in his Lazy Boy, "I'm retired!"

"What do you think about transexuals?" Rusty continued...
"Don't you care? What about transexuals reading books to children?"
Muzzy sipped, "The children have consent from a teacher or parents."
"Whatever a person calls himself or herself is their business."

"Children shouldn't be reading porn." Rusty snorted and ate a pretzel.
"I saw Michelle Pfeiffer or was it Angie Dickerson in a centerfold at the tender age of ten."
"Or maybe it was Ellen Barklin... No, it was Angie Dickerson naked!"
Muzzy made a Munster cheese and cracker.
"And I feel great!"

Muzzy reiterates, "Where is the harm?"
Rusty smiles, "My point."
"How do you feel about Ring-Dings?" Muzzy queries.
Rusty takes a Ring-Ding, "I suppose you're okay with abortion?"

"God is the biggest abortionist ever. Did you consider that gay and transexuals were babies?"
Muzzy has a Ring-Ding, "Maybe they were born that way."
Rusty squirms, "I haven't any babies... Maybe they should be celibate?"
"That isn't realistic." Muzzy smiles.



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