God Wants Me To Be On Television

Is God a procrastirnator?

How do we know God?
We have brains and feelings.
Therefore, we know things...
Such as, God.

My sister thinks I should jump out of a plane.
I do not want to jump out of a plane.
My brain wants me to be safe.
And so, I promastigate about parachuting.

I think that is why I question God.
I'm not certain God exists.
Nevertheless, the multi-universes does.
And where did it come from?

I am conscience...
I want to be safe.
Why would I jump out of a plane?
I'd feel really stupid with a parachutist attached to my back.

I would definitely pray to God to be safe.
That wouldn't make me religious!
But, under an extreme parachuting situation, I would pray to God.
That is the logical reaction to fear.
Okay, I am not a Vulcan!


Bob County