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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2280466
Old Jokes repurposed for today's world
#1037548 added September 9, 2022 at 6:12pm
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Just a Pimple

Dr. Ronnie, noted epidermatologist, was famous for his soothing treatment of chronically inflamed thin skin. So, he wasn't really surprised to be summoned to the oval office for a private consultation with The Drumpf.

The problem was obvious at first glance. His overweight, orange-faced patient had a grayish colored growth right in the center of his forehead.

"Oh my gosh, that is the weirdest blemish I ever saw," exclaimed the doctor. "It looks like an elephant - it even has a little trunk sticking out! How long has this been going on?"

"Well," the elephant spoke up. "Back in 2016 he was just a pimple on my ass . . ."
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