Chris-Chan goes to a Group Home!

Chapter 3: Simping for Sonic the Hedgehog!

It was March, 2023, and you are currently getting your Autistic ass chewed out by the Head Honchos. They have just caught you on the main TV, trying to use their Youtube account to try to rent the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie. They ask what is wrong with you and you tell them that Sonic the Hedgehog is your childhood hero and it is your sworn, divine duty to watch his movie so that you can see where you are at in regards to progress of the Dimensional Merge. One of them then tells you that what you just said is just absolutely preposterous. You then tell them that you are a CPU Goddess and it is your job to make sure the Dimensional Merge continues without a hitch. The Head Honcho then snaps and tells you that you are not a Goddess and you do not have any divine powers whatsoever! This made you snap and made you shout the taunts that you learned from some Anime shows at the Head Honchos. Before you could finish off your tirade with a "Curse-ye-ha-me-ha", one of the head honchos grabs you and takes you to your living area. You try to explain that you are simply a Goddess just doing her divine duties, but unfortunately, you ended up having to swallow down a pill or two. You ask what the Hell it was, but then realized that the Head Honchos have sedated you. Before you could conjure up a spell, you black out and pass out in your bed.

That night, as you sit on your bed and sigh, getting ready to crash into slumber, you once again curse Judge Miyamoto-San and that dorky lawyer for sending you to this Hellhole instead of your Holy Temple...