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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#1033808 added June 14, 2022 at 2:07am
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Consultants
🐂A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top.
*A young bull* could not resist his temptations and wanted to mate a cow.
Other bulls told him there was one *veteran* consultant bull amongst them that could help.* The bull went to him and asked how to cross the wall to the cows.
The consultant explained: "First of all.. stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60mph. Then jump at a 60° angle. Do what you want then come back the same way."
The bull asked: "But what if I mess up with the calculations and lose my balls in the barbed wires?"*
*The consultant said:" Then you become a consultant."*😄

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