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Having a crappy day. Got in the car after my mother-in-law, sat in her seat... She SHOULD have warned me it was suspiciously sopping wet. I had to do all my errands today looking like I pissed myself. Would have bought a different outfit at Walmart but unfortunately, my mother-in-law had overspent and I now have 40$ less to work with this month than I was expecting. Ended up going to three different stores looking for the final piece to my mother-in-law's anniversary gift for her parent's 65th, a present she described and I was supposed to make happen, with 40$ less in the budget to spend than I was expecting. So I might have accused her indirectly of pissing herself in the car when I finally got home with my sodden bottom. Maybe that was going too far but darnit a woman can only be pushed so far before she busts loose and shanks a B@#$^&.