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Thoughts and Pickadillows...

Pickadillows:

1.) Did Jesus use his hands to clean his poop hole?
A rag would get randy and there was no toilet paper.

2.) How did Jesus clip his nails?
Maybe he had nail scissors?

3.) Did Jesus commit suicide?
He knew Judas would betray him.

4.) Jesus ascended into Heaven on a cloud...
Where did this cloud go? Did it go straight up?

Thoughts:

1.) God is perfect.
Therefore, his work is perfect. Why is there sin?

2.) Free will allows for sin to exist.
But, the works of God are perfect. Why is there sin?

3.) There is only one God!
Why is there sin? Because God wants us to choose!

4.) God's existence is only supposed on our existence.
Why else do we exist? Without God life has no purpose.

5.) Maybe, we are God?


I need a nap...



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