Political Poems and Songs of Protest

Donald the Dirty Dealer

           Donald the Dirty Dealer
           (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)


         You know Rudy, Mulvaney,
         and Steven Mnuchin,
         Barr and Pompeo,
         and Nunes and Jordan.
         But do you recall
         the dirtiest dealer of all?

         Donald the dirty dealer
         bribes and bullies as he goes.
         Lying to hide collusion,
         cheating on his wife with hoes.

         All of the decent congress
         looked at him and cried 'for shame!'
         They wanted dirty Donald
         to join in their impeachment game.

         But swampy senators spoke up,
         opposed to decency,
         'Donald for some campaign cash
         we will save your sorry ass!'

         Then all his base paid homage,
         as they gloated evilly,
         'Donald the dirty dealer
         you'll live on in infamy!'

         (Like Mussolini!)