As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
π€£π€£π€£ ββββββββββ _*Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...*_ _*A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...*_ _*'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...π I want to give it to my wife..!!'*_ _*Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'*_ πππ ββββββββββ _*A letter from a teacher to a parent:*_ _*Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.*_ _*Parent's answer:*_ _*Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......*_ ππππ ββββββββββ _*Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?*_ _*Son : Don't know π€*_ _*Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also*_ _*Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?*_ _*Mother : Don't know*_ _*Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also πππ*_ ββββββββββ _*A cute excuse:*_ _*Teacher: Why are you late?*_ _*Student: Mom & dad were fighting.*_ _*Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?*_ _*Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..*_ ππππ ββββββββββ _*Wife: I hate that beggar.*_ _*Husband: Why?*_ _*Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on "How to Cook !!!*_ π‘πππππ ββββββββββ _*Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.*_ _*Wife: Did u drink?????*_ _*Husband : no!*_ _*Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!*_ ππππ»π ββββββββββ * |