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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#1014754 added July 30, 2021 at 12:47pm
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Just for laughs
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_*Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...*_

_*A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...*_
_*'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!'*_
_*Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'*_
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_*A letter from a teacher to a parent:*_
_*Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.*_

_*Parent's answer:*_
_*Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......*_
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_*Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?*_
_*Son : Don't know πŸ€”*_
_*Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also*_
_*Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?*_
_*Mother : Don't know*_
_*Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝😜😜*_

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_*A cute excuse:*_
_*Teacher: Why are you late?*_
_*Student: Mom & dad were fighting.*_
_*Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?*_
_*Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..*_
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_*Wife: I hate that beggar.*_
_*Husband: Why?*_
_*Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on "How to Cook !!!*_
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_*Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.*_
_*Wife: Did u drink?????*_
_*Husband : no!*_
_*Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!*_
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