Ana Kasparian against Jimmy Dore

THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!

"I swear if I catch the jerk that puts these pamphlets under my wiper.."
Jeny yawns and flips through the pamphlet as she starts her hovercar.
"It's 2024 and these Jesus freaks haven't got a clue."
Jeny types in her destination and reclines for her massage.

"Jeny."

"What?" Jeny sits up and looks about.
The hovercraft has begun its voyage over the flooded New York streets.

"It is the Lord your God."

"F-ing hilarious! You hacked my phone."
Jeny types in a security search.

"I love you."

"I will get your IP shortly."
Jeny types, but can find no hacking.

"I will be with you always."

"Thank you and keep talking. Oh, why do you sound like Sofia Vergara?"
Jeny whistles through her teeth in frustration.

"Nature is feminine. Who else but a woman could give birth to all life?"

Jeny stopped typing, "What do you want?"

"I want you to stop and care about your Earth."

Jeny bit into a PowerBar, "I recycle."

"Try harder or there will be nothing left.

Jeny shivered as her hovercar docked at the Fox Five News tower..


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