Evolution of Love 2

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This was taken from a tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India.


The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who demonstrate tolerance and an excellent sense of humor:

Hilarious!! 😁😁😆

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Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.


Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.


Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it’s only three thousand kms, take lots of water.


Q: Are there any ATMs in India? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore?(UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?


Q: Which direction is North in India? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.


Q: Can I bring cutlery into India? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.


Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)

A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of…oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, Come naked.


Q: Can I wear high heels in India? (UK)

A: You’re a British politician, right?


Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.


Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.


Q: Do you have perfume in India? (France)

A: No, WE don’t stink in India.


Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India? (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.


Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India? (France)

A: Only during Christmas.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first


Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)

A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime day and night.


Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)

A: No, we use sand paper. We have different grades


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