Ana Kasparian against Jimmy Dore

Alpha Ninja Bitches...

Muzzy sweats on his excise bike.
He has a copy of Ghost on his handlebar reading clipboard.
Bing-bong.
Muzzy checks the security camera.
It's Scarlet Johanson and Linsay Lohan.
"Oh? Hello," Muzzy smiles at his video camera.

"May we visit?" Scarlet Johanson queries.
"Who is that large man off-camera?" Muzzy inquires.
Doctor Neil Degrassi Tyson leans into the camera.
"Hi, Muzzy" he waves.
"Wowie-wowzers!" Muzzy buzzes them in.

They enter a vestibule with hooks for their jackets and hats.
There is a mahogany stairway of seven steps up to the landing.
Where a red oriental rug is placed before two honey maple sliding doors.
Three security cameras cover them from all sides.
"Just a minute, have you been vaccinated?" Muzzy states over a speaker.
All three visitors answer in the affirmative.

The doors slide open by remote control.
"You do have an extensive security system," Dr. Degrasis remarks.
He strides into the den and looks up at the zodiac carved into the white pine ceiling.
The walls are white stucco with Tudor black cross risers.
Muzzy walks over to his guests and takes their temperatures with a scanner.
"You all have a normal temperature," Muzzy smiles and gestures to a table with a silver tea set.
They each have a green upholstered French chair with black framing..

"So, you want me to do a comic hero?" Scarlet Johanson smirks and sips some honey tea.
"Yes, the heroine thinks she is a ghost. But, she isn't," Muzzy pours some tea for Linsay and Neil.
Neil rattles his stirring spoon, "I'm the villain that makes her a ghost?'
"Correct, your a CIA handler," Muzzy passes around the Ghost comic book.
"I'm the girlfriend," Linsay Lohan smirks.
"Yeah, but it's not sexual. You were both assassins," Muzzy scratches the whiskers on his chin.
He raises an eyebrow, "We could play with the sexual tension between your characters."

Some fireworks go off outside.
The floodlights kick on.
"Kids," Muzzy blows his nose and lets his Doberman Pinchers outside through two sliding glass doors.
Scarlet Johanson is shocked, "Those dogs are dangerous."
"They're trained not to attack unless they are threatened," Muzzy smiles and points to the video screens.
The young hooligans are chased off by Muzzy's three Dobermans.
"I have a right to stand my ground," Muzzy sips his tea and nibbles a scone.
The Dobermans return to the sliding glass doors on the sun deck.
"Should I let them in?" Muzzy asks his guests...

"I'd rather you keep them outside," Dr. Degrassi answered.
Muzzy shugs and makes a Vulcan gesture to the dogs and they rest on the deck.
"All this security, are you worried about something?" Lindsay nibbles a sugar cookie.
Muzzy extends his arms over his head and stretches, "We live in troubling times."
"Sliding glass doors aren't very secure," Linsay lohan asserts.
Muzzy smiles, "They are with three Dobermans."
"So, what do you say? You want to make a movie?" Muzzy presses.

Scarlet looks over at the bow aquarium, "Are those goldfish?"
"Yes, they're adorable," Muzzy gives a toothy smile.
"They're the size of footballs," she continues, "Okay, I want points on the net sales."
"No problem and the goldfish are Fancytales. They're in the carp family," Muzzy sips his tea.
Neil leans forward toward Muzzy, "I want points too."
"Me too," Linsay states quickly.
"No problem." Muzzy stands and folds his hands behind his back and stretches.
Doctor Degrassi towers over them, "This will be fun."
The guests leave by the entrance after requesting the Dobermans be chained to at the deck.

Muzzy brings Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod in after they have left and takes a nap on his Futon.
The three faeries assume their true form and nap with Muzzy.


Vertago
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