She is the balance of nature.

"My vagina is an ash tray." Lady Gaga said to me.

Lady Gaga spoke with me at the Kittery MacDonalds in Maine.
She was promoting a charity event for addiction recovery.
I was skeptical that this was the real Lady Gaga.
But, she looked like her.

"My vagina is an ashtray. Would you make a donation?"
She was holding a can with a slot in the top.
I forget the name of the charity, but it was for rehab for teens.
I stuck a dollar through the slot in the can.

"Are you Lady Ga Ga?" I queried.

She gave a toothy smile, "Yes."

She had a woman with her, who was muscular like a Klingon.
I assumed this was her bodyguard.
The store manager said that Lady Gaga would be performing for the charity.
There were two police cars in the parking lot.
But, the police eat a lot at MacDonalds.

Reflections~I wonder if I should have asked Lady Gaga for a kiss?

Vetago
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