She is the balance of nature.

A Happy Day to You!

"Happy day to you!" Tarra waved to her neighbor.
Her neighbor did not return the wave.
Tara frowned, "Dope head."

Tarra had accepted God into her life.
She was thrilled to tell everyone, but most people
were dope heads.

"Ho? I have a happy thought." Tarra made a toothy smile.
She snatched her ax from the chopping stump.
Tarra raced over to her dope head neighbor and ..

"May I chop some wood for you?" she queried.
Muzzy had fallen backward on his tush.
"Ahh, sure."

"Thank you!" Tarra replied gleefully.
She swung her ax professionally and split a pile of kindling.
Muzzy slowly went back inside his screened porch.

Tarra dropped her ax, "May I come in?"
"Ahh-I'm going to take a nap," Muzzy locked the screen door.
"Apollo told me to love you!" Tarra ripped the screen door open.

Before Muzzy could dial 911, Tarra had given him a wet lipstick kiss.
She yanked his yoga pants down and gave him another wet lipstick hummer..
Muzzy studdered, "Th-thanks!"

"Apollo told me in a dream to be your lover," Tarra gave a toothy smile.
She stripped off her overalls and bent over naked in front of Muzzy.
"Please, plant your seed in me."

"Okay," Muzzy complied.


Reflections~Some religions are sexier than others.

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