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 |   GI100 Book #2...random attempts at poetry. |
6-21-17  There's an alternate universe where cable news stations are alerting viewers that Jesus Christ is coming, and- you won't wanna miss this- he's a robot. His prep work on us is almost over... he's been reading all the Harlequin classics at the Hopedale Memorial Public Library And Ladies Auxiliary Landfill For The Almost Homeless, and he likes what he sees. Thinks he'll fit in. Maybe get laid, even. Assuming, of course, our lord and lotharial savior isn't deported first. But the real story- the one the news doesn't tell you- is that Robot Jesus is made of Lego brick knock-offs, and running a magnet over his circuit board causes him to question his sexual preference. Meaning: all his book-learnin' is doin' is he could be lovin' you while thinkin' about someone else. And in this alternate universe, that one sin is greater than all the rest combined, but that's not concerning to the loyal news patriots or moral zealots who think they have a chance. |
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