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 |   Originally for the 30-Day Blog Challenge. Now just a blog about a flailing mermaid |
| 30 DBC - 5th September - Prompt: You take a big bite of a juicy burger (veggie or meat) and as you're chewing, you feel a long strand of hair entwined in the patty. What happens next? I can’t tell you how desperate I was To get that juicy burger in my paws All that gooey, lovely cheese And meaty goodness – yes please! I drooled as I took my first bite But gasped in horror – what a sight! A long hair, direct from a redhead I am blonde! Oh, this I what I dread! Disaster! I shall fight – I’ll not sleep I shall work day and night, sweep Streets until the owner I do find The one who blew my tiny mind! How dare they poison my juicy burger? I wonder if I can issue a court order! In a rage I climb off my perch So determined to go in search Justice shall be served; it’ll be mine Come to me you hairy little swine! Up to the manager I feverishly charged He spoke in a way that only enlarged My anger, frustration and disgust He stared in my eyes with little trust I’m pretty sure I saw the ol’ man chuckle I told him what for, he was starting to buckle What’s so funny you weedy punk? Did you know you smell like a skunk? Ma’am it’s tricky, I wish no umbrage Do you look in mirrors in this day and age? I was quite confused, how terribly rude! The ol’ man offered a mirror he’d accrued Oh, wow! How frightfully awkward! I stood a second as my mind whirred! How does one forget dying their hair? I totally forgot, blonde to red, I swear! I turned on my heel and ran! That’s when my burger fear first began. In other news:  Umm I don’t think I have other news. That was the third poem I’ve written today. I quite like how the above turned out, so I made it into a static too: "The Awkward Burger Tale"  |
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