Snow Melt

Prompt for December 20,2012 for "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS"  by Brother Nature Yesterday we were asked what our favorite holiday song was. Today"s prompt is to use the song (or songs) you selected as your favorite, and re-write it. Your own lyrics, sung to the tune of... If you can't do the entire song, one verse is acceptable. Emergency Prompt There is no emergency prompt.

All I Want For My Birthday Is completely new Me

Sung to the to of All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth By Don Gardner

Everyone stops to wave at me
Because they think I am a fossilized celebrity
I know precisely who to blame for this catastrophe!
My wish on my birthday is a complete new me!

All I want for my birthday
is a body transplant,
I don't want to rave or rant,
I just want a body transplant!

Gee, if I could only have a complete new me
with a set of natural teeth,
then I could have a
"Happy Birthday."

It seems so long since the face in my mirror,
reflected the face I see in my mind.
Gosh oh gee, if my brain were in a younger body,
all the men would whistle at me.

All I want for my birthday
is a body transplant,
I don't want to rave or rant,
I just want a body transplant!

Gee, if I could only have a complete new me
with a set of natural teeth,
then I could have a
"Happy Birthday."