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| Prompt ▼ There's critters in the corn again There's critters in the corn Them goddamn ETs worse than crows There's varmints out in every row How they git there damned if I know There's critters in the corn I tole 'em what I seen out there I tole 'em what I seen I tole 'em I seen JFK That he ain't dead, he's in my hay A pinko damn conspiracy I tole 'em what I seen I tole 'em Elvis lives down here I tole 'em Elvis lives He left the building, that's for sure He stole my eggs and chickens too He screwed my hound dog, Emmylou! I tole 'em Elvis lives They probed me in the ass last night They probed me in the ass They used this foot long hunk'a steel You should'a heard me goddamn squeal They must'a heard me in Mobile They probed me in the ass They've got Glenn Miller's head on show They've got Glenn Miller's head The Lindbergh baby, Hoffa too My goddamn hound dog, Emmylou! Amelia Earhart's got mildew They've got Glenn Miller's head I tole 'em o'er and o'er again I tole 'em o'er and o'er I tole the goddamn FBI They said they'd fix it by and by If they fix shit I'll be hogtied I tole 'em o'er and o'er Goddamn aliens always gettin' in my business... Form: I made it up, though it's always possible I might have seen it at some point in the dim and distant past. Lines 2,6 are truncated repeats of line 1, lines 3-5 all rhyme, syllables 8-6-8-8-8-6 Lines: 37 Notes ▼ |
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