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#1084496 added February 28, 2025 at 10:25am
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With Pride
First, an Exclaimer!


#proudboys


As I've hinted in previous entries for JI, "pound" has several meanings. As a verb, it can mean to thump repeatedly, as in "go pound sand" or "his heart pounded in his chest as he ran from the angry mob." It can also mean to have dominant sex with, probably because of the similarity of that to the rhythmic thumping associated with the first verb version of "pound."

That's not even getting into the nouns, the ones for weight or currency (related to weight) or the place where they keep stray dogs (probably unrelated to weight and maybe related to "impound").

So when you say "pound proudboys," it's unclear whether we're supposed to lock them up with the other stray dogs, bone them, or punch them repeatedly into submission (and then maybe bone them).

I am, of course, not advocating for nonconsensual sexual relations; I'm strongly implying that, for them, it would be consensual.

Not that I'd volunteer, mind you. Even if I did swing that way, which I don't, I could think of much better uses for my time and energy. Still, they might have better luck in getting what they want if they named themselves Pride Boys.

And, hey, I'm not judging, or kink-shaming. That would be massively hypocritical, even for me. And it wouldn't be something to be proud of.

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