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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
| It's Superbowl Sunday, 2025, and you have managed to get out of jail! You and your wife decided to celebrate this occasion as well as the Superbowl! You attempted to invite some people in the family over and they can't come over either because they are busy with other things or are in a hospital with Covid...THANKS ROSS!!! You weren't in the mood for the usual foods served during the Superbowl, so you decided to drive by a certain Mexican restaurant...  As you and your wife waddle inside, you would be told by the prick, that you think has the hots for Ross, to turn your fat asses around and leave! You ask why and he claims that the last few times your family is here, they have either said some hateful stuff about his family and/or tried to dine and dash from the restaurant! You told him that they attempted that because the credit cards have been maxed out by the greedy utility companies! He tells you that this wasn't his problem and to leave! Furious with this, as well as the fact that Ross was still allowed into this restaurant, you decided to say something in a fit of rage! "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!!! EITHER YOU LET ME AND MY WIFE ORDER SOME NACHOS, ENCHILADAS, AND TACOS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD ON MY DEAD FATHER'S URN, I WILL CALL ICE AND HAVE ALL YOU ASSHOLES DEPORTED, YOU NO GOOD MOTHER FUCKING SP-" Before you could finish your tirade, you both would get thrown out of the restaurant like bags of white trash! Furious with this, you have half a mind to get a baseball bat from the back of the SUV and bash some heads in! Your wife miraculously talks you out of it and you both drive home, remembering you have ingredients to make your own food with! As you step into the kitchen, the first order of business was making Enchiladas! You would first cook up some meat while making the sauce! Of course, you lost the original recipe for the sauce that was made by a Mexican chef! So, you just made a cheaper version and poured it onto the enchiladas! Sometime later, you would pull out the enchiladas and are quite pleased with how it smells! However, when you started to serve it up, things were different... As you try to pull out the Enchiladas, you manage to always get them squished up while the sauce has gotten quite thin and runny and was dripping right off of the enchiladas! As you serve it up to yourself and your wife, you wish the assholes back at the Mexican restaurant just served you up food instead of being complete assholes about it! Not satisfied with the greasy and sloppy enchiladas, you decided to make some nachos! You would manage to get the ingredients out just fine, however, you would notice the can of re-fried beans looking a bit...swollen... You realize that this can has gone bad and needed to replace it ASAP! However, there was 2 problems. One, your wife would notice something is up if you leave the house to get new groceries and two, you don't have much money left and your credit card has been maxed out...GREEDY UTILITY COMPANIES!!! You decided to shake off the dangers of infectious diseases and pour on the infected re-fried beans into the nachos! You would then serve it up and as your wife starts to dig into it, she went from having a happy face to a disgusted face... She would then ask if something in the nachos has gone bad and you kept replying to her, either saying nothing is wrong, to saying its a cheaper brand of re-fried beans than usual, to saying her taste buds being off! She would then start to yell, demanding real answers and that was when you told her that the re-fried beans have gotten infested with diseases... Furious over you indirectly trying to make her seriously ill, your wife would fly into a furious rage and splatters the nachos onto the kitchen cabinets!  You would try to explain yourself to your wife, but she would have none of it and would run you out of the house with a baseball bat! Throughout the week, you would be in a motel room, cussing yourself out over the misery you just caused yourself! You would also find out on occasion about your sister and how she is struggling to sleep at night now because she often has nightmares about terrorist attacks against her and/or her family and friends! Things would be going smoothly until Thursday, February 13th, 2025, you find out that Ross is seeing yet, another dumb Indian movie!!! Are you fucking kidding? YOUR FAMILY IS STILL RECOVERING FROM FUCKING COVID AND YOU STILL HAVE RELATIVES IN THE HOSPITAL SICK WITH THIS SHIT!!! Your sister, not taking the news well, would struggle even more to sleep at night, and would even start listening to some emo music!!! This royally pisses you off!!! IF ROSS DIDN'T PLAN TO GO BACK TO THIS HELLHOLE OF A MOVIE THEATER, YOUR SISTER WOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO DEPRESSING MUSIC, BE ABLE TO GET HER BEAUTY SLEEP, AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WOULDN'T HAVE SUFFER FROM DISEASES LIKE COVID SO GODDAMN FUCKING MUCH!!! You would then make plans to confront the bastard at the International movie theater this weekend... On morning of Saturday, February 15th, 2025, you would find out that your mother got arrested last night while speeding to Ross's house. One of your brothers would see her getting arrested and tries to confront the police!!! However, this wouldn't be the end of the bad news! Your wife, once again, was driving your kids to a McDonald's to get some breakfast! She would have a wreck on the way, and because she was hungry and was in a hurry to get some breakfast, took off from the scene of the accident! As she was pulling out of a McDonald's, she would get pulled over by police over the accident! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) Furious over all this, you not only plan to confront that bastard at the International Movie Theater, but plan to sue the police department as well! However, before you could go anywhere, one of your nephews would be speeding home, being chased by a cop after running a red light! As you and your family get hauled off to jail on Mardi Gras weekend, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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