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Blog Harbor (still investigating, still confused) Prompt #31 If you could have an evening with four living people, who would it be and what would your ideal evening consist of? It takes a lot for a real person to …inspire me…or to inspire the desire to soak that person up. And that is because I don’t pay that much attention to people. I don’t know - I have to really like someone to notice, digest, and interpret their personal cues. And that can include famous real-life people or those meant to be inspiring. Otherwise, I have moved on from you when this situation is over. So this question started easy and then got hard. Gordon Ramsey, Travis Fimmel as Ragnar Lothbrook, Jet Tila, and Sophie Monk. How would that evening unfold? Who the fuck cares? Those are some good people. As long as Jet is feeding me at a rate of….every second. As long as Travis is looking fucking wackadoo and dirty and bloody and like he might murder us all at any second AND willing to sit and discuss the barbarian’s take on religion - then he can do whatever else he pleases, from here to Valhalla, he may do as he pleases. Gordon would stand in the kitchen and absolutely annihilate me while I tried to fill a cake order. Seriously destroy me. Mocking me, yelling at me, calling me names….and I swear to all the gods that in this case - and only in this case - I would want him to taste the cake and give it like two stars. I want him at full cliche. And Sophie - come on. COME ON. Sophie will stand around looking amazing and hosting the evening. Every so often making us gather at the fire pit while she drops a bomb on the evening. No prompt…just me… I have eaten twelve corn dogs in four days. I am saying this only because as I sit here and try to write something all I can think about is how I don’t have any left. I thought typing it here would alleviate it for a bit. Nope. I’ve still been sitting here thinking about corn dogs and not typing anything. |