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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Monday, October 28th, 2024, and you have just gotten out of jail! You are still quite furious over your wife destroying your breakfast last weekend! You would spend the next two days trying to fix up your relationship with your wife. Things would be going good until Wednesday, October 30th, 2024. While out doing shopping errands with your wife, you would check in on your bastard brother Ross and find out that he is seeing another horror movie on Halloween night, "Smile 2!" Are you fucking kidding? The last time this movie came out, you had a heart attack and thought you was going to fucking die! As you and your wife drive home with a bunch of candy for the Trick-or-Treaters, you and your wife would see something on the road that made your blood run ice cold...it was some lunatic dressed up as a killer clown!  You would ask him what the Hell does he want and all he does is honk his dumb little horn at you! The horn was so loud you could hear it throughout the neighborhood! Your wife would get creep-ed out and drives around him as he keeps staring at you and honking the horn! He would continue to honk his horn as you two pull into a driveway and unpack the candy into your house! After some time, while you and your wife was watching TV, you would hear some windows being banged on! You two would think it was just some crazy birds banging themselves against the windows, but think again when your "Ring" app goes off! You would check the phone, and what you saw made you scream your head off and drop the phone as you collapse onto the sofa!  You and your wife would immediately fly into a panic and lock up all of the doors and windows, getting out your baseball bats in the process! As you start to unlock your gun safe, your wife would tell you that the back door is still left unlock! You, while shaken up, would head to the back door and just as you lock it, the window would get smashed and a gloved hand reaches for your throat as the wicked clown stares at you with a wicked grin as he slips in through the busted window!  Your wife would be screaming bloody murder as the evil clown stumbles in while choking you! Just as you were reaching for the bat to bash his head in, the clown would yell, "PRANKED YA!" Before taking off his mask...it was one of your goddamn nephews! Just as you were about to yell and cuss him out, you would feel a bit dizzy before you would fall onto the ground! Sometime later, you would be woken up by your wife! Apparently, you have passed out from shock! Your nephew would also be in the room, still in that stupid clown costume! You realize that it was yet, another prank set up by your wife! As you spend the rest of the night recovering in bed, not only are you planning to get back at your wife for this, but at your bastard brother Ross for his bullshit! |
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