#1036632 added August 18, 2022 at 6:58am Restrictions: None
Babysitting
It’s official. My babysitting service is a success. Thank the stars that the Braks decided to settle on this planet and provide me with a customer base. Braks breed like trekkels. Always in need of babysitting for their broods. Their fat, undisciplined broods of pointy-headed babies.
Yeah, Brak babes have pointy heads. But, since ancient times, Brak culture has prized flat heads. Braks associate flat heads with intelligence and social rank, looking down on those whose parents couldn’t afford to have their heads flattened.
Tonight, I have a set of cone-headed twins to flatten. Ouch! Babysitting is not for sissies.
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