We'll start with the parental units. They weren't the best, but I guess that everyone needs their sob story. I ditched them as soon as I could and never looked back. I went to college which was the best thing that I ever did. I loved it so much I went for the 'five year program'. As soon as I received my bach. degree, my student loans demanded to be paid off. I got tired of getting paper cut so I ran to the military where I now hide and pine for those that I left at college.