The Wacky Adventures of Chris and Dave 2

Chris: dude is that the mall

Dave: no

Chris: you sure

Dave: yes

Chris: positive?

Dave: Chris…that's a barn

Chris: sooo no

Dave: yes

Chris: it is the mall?

Dave: no

Chris: but you said yes

Dave: I said yes to the "it not being the mall" part

Chris: oh… dude you confuse the hell outta me sometimes

Dave: and sometimes by talking to you I think my brain is decaying faster then it should be

Chris: hehe your funny, jack ass



THE ADVENTURES OF CHRIS AND DAVE PART 2




Chris: I'm bored

Dave: me too

Chris: hey I know we can tell stories to past the time. I'll go first

Dave: oh god

Chris: ahem, one day there was this dude and he like was wearing a bright pink shirt cause he was gay. The dude, who we shall call Mr.McFaggy, was walking around when he bumped into the coolest gay ever CHRIS! AKA Mr.McBadass
Dave: wow

Chris: Mr.McBadass then proceeded to kick Mr.McFaggy's ass for bumping into him then Mr.McBadass flew away to fight aliens from plant X. awesome story, right?

Dave: no

Chris: fine let's see you do better

Dave: alright one day there were two guys walking to a mall. One of the two fellows wouldn't shut up and this pissed of the other. So he kicked him square in the balls. Then end

Chris: your story blows

Dave: *mutters* won't think it blows when it comes true

Chris: what?

Dave: nothing, hey look the mall

Chris: we gonna eat tonight buddy

Dave: hopefully


-At the mall's doors-

Chris: alright let's get some food hey…what the fuck….it's locked

Dave: shit

Chris: lemme in LEMME IN LEMME IN GODAMNIT

Dave: Chris, whose ever in there aren't gonna open the door for you

Chris: well then I'll bust it open

Dave: try using your head

Chris: hey good idea…OW fuck ow ow that hurt owy

Dave: I thought it was funny

Chris: ow, jackass

Dave: but seriously we should find a way inside

Chris: perhaps maybe just maybe they dumb asses left a door open some where

Dave: maybe if you were the one inside there they would have done that

Chris: what's that suppose to mean

Dave: oh nothing just that you're a dumb ass

Chris: hey, hey Dave look over here fuck you

Dave: right back at ya buddy


-Night fall-


Chris: oh shit its getting dark
Dave: don't even

Chris: I'm scared

Dave: don't say it

Chris: hold me

Dave: oh FUCK YOU! I'm gonna go look for a way inside

Chris: no wait don't leave me there might be monsters out here

Dave: ahem

Chris: besides us


-Day break-


Dave: we searched all night and there's no way in side

Chris: gay

Dave: I guess were fucked

Chris: gay

Dave: maybe I bird or like a dog will come by us and we can eat that

Chris: gay

Dave: Chris is

Chris: gay hey wait a minute fuck you

Dave: hehehehehe


-Hours later-


Chris: hungry

Dave: yep

Chris: hungry

Dave: me too

Chris: hungry

Dave: so I've heard

Chris: need food

Dave: don't we all

Chris: brains

Dave: umm

Chris: ya know why can't they just come out here

Dave: they don't want to get eaten

Chris: oh come on it's not like were gonna eat their eye

Dave: what!?

Chris: I'm not eating any one's eyes that gross

Dave: but eating their brains that fine

Chris: well it be weird not to I mean it's kinda what were suppose to do isn't it?

Dave: maybe if your from the a shitty B-rated horror film

Chris: naw were just in some stupid story

Dave: CHRIS!

Chris: OH SHIT THE 4TH WALL!

Dave: quick fix it

Chris: oh umm hehe only kidding about the story thing that be weird, right?

Dave: ok it's fine

Chris: whew…no but seriously if you, Mr. Author, could make one of the doors open we'd be real grateful

Dave: JESUS, CHRIS

Chris: just kidding just kidding jeez learn to take a joke.

Dave: fucking hell Chris

Chris: that's for making me slam my head into a door fucker

Dave: screw off

Chris: you'd like to watch me ya homo


-Many broken walls later-


Chris: ya know what I'm gonna try that door just one more time

Dave: the first bite says it doesn't open

Chris: I'm willing to take that…oh hell yeah

Dave: I don't believe it

Chris: thank you sir and Dave I want the brains



THE END