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I do not mean to toot my own horn but I am awesome at limericks. I've helped so many people with limericks. I've even thought about opening up a class here on limericks.
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In no particular order: humor, horror, biography. I'll read any genre but those are my main favorites!
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I'm not sure. Maybe legal or finance but if done in the right voice, even that can be good.
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Poetry, short stories, bios, essays,fiction, and nonfiction
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pros, books
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Something that is LONG like 100 kbs or something. I will only review long pieces if someone requests it of me but nothing that's 100 kb. Let's not get crazy or anything.
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Review of Home Improvement  Open in new Window.
Review by *Jenny* Author IconMail Icon
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Rated: E | (5.0)
Hello Daffy!

This was quite humorous and it was written very well with the humor in the exact right spots.

Given the name of this and the topic, I was picturing "Tim the Tool Man Taylor" played by Tim Allen on the show Home Improvement doing these things. He definitely did those sorts of things often. I almost expected a talk with Al or Wilson in here.


One of my favorite parts was Now locate another problem because the first problem you locate will be either too challenging for bob villa and therefore hopeless, or located in a part of the house more suitable for cave dwellers. This gave me a nice laugh.

The ending was great and tied the whole thing up very nicely.

Write on!

Jenny




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Rated: 13+ | (5.0)
Hello Grayson Jack!

This was just absolutely hilarious and really tickled my funny bone because I have also thought these exact things. In fact, it is because of these things that I don't even watch the news. I only watch the weather, just to get a general idea of temperatures.

A couple of my favorite parts:

“Back in my day we thanked God for making our parents allow their children to eat the lead bearing paint that lined our walls. It provided sustenance…and we turned out mostly functional”.
 I have thought this many times. People act like everything is the end of the world now.

It’s not good if I feel I must take Xanax before the five o’clock news just so I can make it through the full hour without building a doomsday bunker while sobbing inconsolably. I laughed when I read this. It is so true. The news seems to be nothing but bad news. So I avoid it as not to feel like toy have described here.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of Coke Addict  Open in new Window.
Review by *Jenny* Author IconMail Icon
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Rated: E | (4.0)
Hello Wayne!

This is just a fantastic song about the other kind of coke addiction!

It had a great beat, rhythm, and rhyme. The only line that I didn't really see went well with the rest was Gonna let this thing kill me, now I got to will me to keep goin on and stay strong and find something to fill me It was longer and threw off the rhythm of it. Content wise though it was great. Maybe try to condense it.

Write on!

Jenny




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Rated: E | (4.0)
Hello Lions crown!

I loved this. It was very interesting and quite funny. My favorite lines are who gave us lots of money
so we bought a stereo Not what was expected which made it funny.

You said (sung to the tune of " joy to the world") but I still don't know what tune that was. Was it the christmas version or the Three Dog Night version of Joy To The Wrld?

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Jenny





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Rated: 13+ | (5.0)
Hello typingrhyme!

Man! I can relate to this! I would definitely never have a computer type job because of this very reason. I mean to do a ton of thing on the computer but get sidetracked from all of the addictions. So, I multi task as best I can!

Write on!

Jenny





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Review of Shopping!!  Open in new Window.
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Rated: E | (4.0)
Hello Grimmy!

This was an interesting thing to read. I personally don't care too greatly for shopping. Especially being with someone for over an hour in one store. Nothing is that interesting and we do not have a lot of money to begin with. It is cool sometimes to get something that you have not had before if you have the money for it when ya see it.

I don't see any real room for improvement on this.

Write on!

Jenny




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Rated: 18+ | (5.0)
Hello Cootaloo!

This was quite an interesting thing to read and it definitely brought a smile upon my face. Probably because I agree.

Things like "If he has me why does he need this smut?". Or the "Masturbation is the same as cheating" excuse. WRONG!!!! Cheating is the same as cheating. is what I have always thought! I do not see the logic on how that could be considered cheating.

I see absolutely no room for improvement!

Write on!

Jenny






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Rated: E | (4.5)
Hello David!

In such a short amount of time reading, I had a few terrific laughs with this. At first I thought you were talking about someone that was rich in a very well established, almost snooty neighborhood. When I saw the twist, it gave quite a laugh!

The ending was perfect. There was not really room for improvement.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of Endearing  Open in new Window.
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Rated: E | (5.0)
Hello Natalie!

This was great and very funny. So very true about cats! Only thing different about mine is, whenever she's looking outside she wants out.

This part made me laugh out loud! . The cats are saying, “That was really cool last time when she walked out in her bathrobe in the dark. I got caught between her feet and she almost landed right on my tail! Let’s do that again!” Very funny. Maybe because I can relate. I've stepped on mine a few times because of that. You'd think she'd learn by now but nope.

Write on!

Jenny


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Rated: E | (5.0)
Hello Danny!

What a very talented little girl you have there! This story was absolutely fantastic and seeing that it came from a three year old was even more fantastic!

It not only was clever and everything went together quite well but there was a good little moral at the end.

I did wonder though how you did this and I had different scenarios in my head. I imagined your daughter telling you, then you were typing it all up like a stenographer or she told you and you remembered it. Maybe even you had a voice recorder. I like to get behind the scenes sometimes.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of Moms Wooden Spoon  Open in new Window.
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Rated: E | (4.0)
Hello C.E!

Woo I remember getting spankings. Never a wooden spoon though. My spankings were always a hand. Once was a belt and another time was a hanger.

There was just one flaw I encountered with this. You said Ridilin and not the least bit habit forming. The correct spelling is actually ritalin .

I loved this description It made that awful vooop sound as it traveled towards my obstinate little butt cheeks
and cracked like lightning as it seared my skin.

Write on!

Jenny


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Rated: 13+ | (5.0)
Hello Kathie!

What an awful thing to read. It was written very well but the actual content was horrible. I was really glad to read that nothing more happened. I am really unsure but I think that something like that happens to more females than not. Something similar happened with me and the father of a friend who was a cop so naturally, I thought he was a "safe" adult like you did.

Write on!

Jenny




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Rated: E | (4.5)
Hello Lynne!

This was a great thing to read. I am sorry to have read about the death of your father but I am happy to have read the entire family was there and he died in peace where he wanted.

My favorite part was He flung his arms in the air, looked around and muttered, “I was almost there.” I find humor in all things. If I was there then, I would have chuckled at that or at least smiled. That had to have made it easier on you. I would think so anyway.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of Winter Writing  Open in new Window.
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Rated: E | (4.5)
Hello Alabama!

This was very well written. I can totally relate to hating winter and shopping sprees. With winter though, I do not have my nose going haywire being inside.

Then in spring unlike you, I do not suffer from allergies. Which by the way was a great ending that gave me a bit of a chuckle.

Write on!

Jenny




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Rated: E | (5.0)
Hell C.E!

First of all, I have got to tell you this: When I saw the title, I instantly thought about Manfred Mann's song Blinded by the light. I don't know if that is what you intended but that is what happened.

This poem flowed well and had a great point to it.

My favorite line Teetering on the precipice of madness from the sheer isolation I just loved how the wording all sounded together.

Write on!

Jenny




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Rated: E | (5.0)
Hello Inkwell!

The title of this caught my attention because I just absolutely love dream catchers. I have one above my bed and one above my closet.

This is only an eight line poem but you have said everything so perfectly in here that it really does not need any improvement.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of Hell's Angel  Open in new Window.
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Rated: 18+ | (5.0)
Hello T.L!

This was a really great song about the bike gang Hell's angels. Absolutely loved every word of this!

The topic was great and the content was fabulous. The rhythm was terrific. I see absolutely no areas that need improvement.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of In Your Face  Open in new Window.
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Rated: 18+ | (3.0)
Hello Keaton!

The form of this was good. There were no spelling or grammar errors.....there was one but I will get to that momentarily. The flow and rhythm were just great.

Us straight people Don’t go around screaming
We really love vagina No. Straight people do not do that since straight people have never had to worry about getting beat up or made fun of for who they are attracted to.

Here is the error I mentioned earlier A real classic dike The correct word is dyke. Dike IS a word but it means something totally different.

My favorite part Get your freak on
Spank the monkey
Ride that pony
Do the holy baloney
Munch some carpet
Chomp some linoleum
Scissor each other... Despite the fact that spank the monkey is masturbation. That is a completely different topic itself.

Write on!

Jenny
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Rated: E | (3.0)
Hello Truesecret!

This was a very incredible thing to read. While it is incredible, I gave it a 3.0 rating because it does not at all belong in adult, emotional, and relationship genres.

I see absolutely nothing what s ever about relationships. This should be under fod, hobby, or baking. This is all about food and the descriptions of the bread were so amazing. If I didn't just stuff myself with food, I totally would have hungered for bread after reading that.

Maybe you meant this t be a metaphor but I really don not know how at all. No mention at all of a person. Maybe it is a personal thing. I am personally totally a literal type of person.

Write on!

Jenny



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Review of The Walk Home  Open in new Window.
Review by *Jenny* Author IconMail Icon
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Rated: E | (4.5)
Hello R. Stone!

Reading this made me remember the times that I had to walk in the dark (ok, run) all by myself. I had these same or very similar thoughts any time I walk at night, alone. This, plus there's werewolves and mummies walking around and such!

There is just one thing I am wondering sure it was a man coming out of the darkness to slit my throat, or worse. What is worse than that?

Write on!

Jenny





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Rated: E | (4.0)
Hello Jenna!

These lyrics were amazing! My kind of song for sure.

There was just one minor problem i'ts not me you see The apostrophe is in the wrong place.

My favorite part is Shake me
take me
hate me
but you'll never break me
you are nothing
and I am everything It had a great rhythm.

Write on!

Jenny





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Review of Wake Up? Dead?  Open in new Window.
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Rated: 13+ | (5.0)
Hello Geoff!

This was incredibly short and definitely to the point but not real sweet.

I am not sure but I think that we all have these thoughts. I know that I do and have thought these things over half of my life. The one thing I CAN NOT know and have absolutely no control of at all, I want to know the answer to while still alive and kicking.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of Tourette-Sestina  Open in new Window.
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Rated: 13+ | (5.0)
Hello Art Crusade!

First off, I would like to address the rating. The rating for this in particular poem is too low. It should be GC because of the cussing. I'm an extreme fan of cussing and you would think I have tourette's syndrome at times as well.

I completely loved this poem! Of course there are different things of tourette's and the aspect you wrote of is certainly one of them. I laughed reading this too.

Write on!

Jenny




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Review of GO YOUR OWN WAY  Open in new Window.
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Rated: 13+ | (5.0)
Hello SandraLynn!

The story was about two people that were in a marathon. It has been an exceptionally long time since I have been on a bike but I could almost feel like I was, with some of the descriptions.


I had quite a chuckle a few times as I read this. You fit all of the song titles amazingly throughout this story.

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Jenny




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Review of My Wife's Escape  Open in new Window.
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Rated: 13+ | (4.0)
Hello Simple Dykie!

This was very well written and had fabulous descriptions all throughout about the car, "Burt". I thought it was a little unusual that the car had a male name because anyone that I have ever heard of that named their cars, gave them female names. Then again, I thought that anybody can name absolutely anything of their's whatever they want If they choose to do that.

The ending was very good. I would love to see the wife's monologue about Sally.

Write on!

Jenny





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