Lindenhurst Middle School

Lindenhurst Middle School, population; 13% straight A students, 27% jocks, 10% preps, 5% “popular crowd” , 54% average Joes,1% me and my friends, add that together and you get 100% insanity. My school ain’t so bad … the kids in it are. That’s why you have this very entertaining mixture of stories from my school that are 100% fact. I am in 8th grade and I go to Lindenhurst Middle School. My teachers always say I have a lot of potential, I believe them but I still don’t use it. I have never studied in my life and I have been making up homework excuses since first grade, that is where all my “potential” goes.

Lets start at the beginning, 6th grade. April fools day, let me tell you this was a very elementary trick ( I was still an amateur) the way my school is set up the 6th graders are divided in teams and each team eats lunch together. So when it was time for my team to eat lunch I snuck back into a classroom and took everybody’s back pack and put them in the closet. As a result 5th period math was canceled. Hey, for an amateur trick I got a good result, but not without a price. My teacher gave me three days of detention for interfering with class. Well that’s pretty much all we did in 6th grade, but it gets better.

7th grade. The best school year ever. I threw all my morals out the window and had a lot of fun! First was the great spitball incident that landed my ass in ISS (In school suspension) but that was just a warm up. I would go on to receive 16 lunch detentions, 2 ISS’s, and 1 principal’s detention. First lets start off with a great prank the 8th graders pulled that year. They put crayons in the radiator and it’s a gift that keeps on giving. Every time you walk into an 8th grade classroom to this day it smells like burnt rubber. Now back to me. The best pranks are the ones you don’t get in trouble for and here is the perfect one. Around Halloween my friends and I started taking toilette paper from the boy’s bathroom and the night of Halloween we went wild! We toilette papered the school and no one knows who done it (except me and others involved). Lunch was a joke. I spent the year trying to get lunch detention. I popped bags, threw food, and was “insubordinate” “rude” and “discourteous” but too many details and so little time.

Now we are at the present time, and although I haven’t done anything worth mentioning yet, I have some good ideas. But I’m not saying. You will just have to wait and see.