Pokemon : Froakie meets dat boi

One day froakie decided to go outside.
He was taking a bath with his daddo ashie kun.
"Oh ashie kun, you make me so wet. You really do make me a water type pokemon."
However with this comment from froakie, senpai ashie kun did not notice him.
froakie was depressed and now emo. He did not feel loved, and he wanted to die.
there was no reason to live now.
As froakie ran away into the forest, he heard a loud john cena like noise coming from behind the bushes.
"HERE COME DAT BOI" froakie heard, and responded with "Oh shiet waddup"
and after that they had a long time boom boom and made babies of green froakies.

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