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Chapter #5
LIKE THE FUCKING LORD OF THE RINGS
by: Unknown
Embarking on your journey to the land known as Alice's house because, why not? When you decide to shrink your ex girlfriend and her current boyfriend and have them trapped in your underwear, your girlfriend's house is the first instinct to go. You know man, that's just science right there.
Anyways, back to the crotch. Jan is sitting on Dan's comfortable ball sack, while Mike is chilling on Dan's dick head.
"So uhm..." Mike starts "You still, you know....want to do it?"
Jan takes a look at Mike and sighs. What an idiot. Typical men always wanting....
Just then a giant hand slips into the boxers and takes Jan. The hand comes back a second time and picks up Mike.
Back to the real, crotchless world.
Dan takes out his little ex girlfriend to show Alice.
"See, look what this thing can do. I was just watching her have sex, as I always do. But, I decided hey. I should think about shrinking them down to exactly 4 inches in height. I am no mathematician, but I am pretty sure that is 4 inches right there."
Alice looks for a while, puzzled "You... did this?" and she sat quietly until a burning rage came inside her "WHY DID YOU BRING THEM HERE. WHY WAS SHE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR."
"Oh," Dan reaches back into his pants "He's in here too. I think that makes me innocent or something. What's up man, how's my penis anyways?"
Mike chooses not to respond to him. He blushes in rage at being man handled.
Alice asks "What is that stupid thing anyway?" Pointing at the red rock that seemed to glow when she pointed on it. For dramatic reasons of course.
"Well, I guess I never gave it a name. I don't even know what it is. It's red.... I know it can shrink things. I know, I'll call it God's Ruby."
"That's incredibly gay and dumb and you should feel bad for making up that name." replied Alice.
"Haha, yeah you're right I guess I'll think of something better later." chuckled Dan at his silly remark.
"So uhm, hello why are we here in the first place?" yelled Jan from somewhere far below.
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