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Rated: 18+ · Interactive · Sci-fi · #939481
It's a shrinking and growing story.
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Chapter #6

THE COMIC RELIEF THAT WE ALL NEED

    by: Unknown
"Okay, you guys need to hear me out. And don't say mean things because that makes me feel bad." began Dan.

"I wanted to shrink everyone else, so that I can become a giant. And as we all know, giants are badass. I wanted a second opinion from you guys."

Utter silence.

Until Alice broke with "Why would you shrink everyone else down when you can just make yourself grow bigger."

"DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC" yelled Dan. He pointed the ruby at Alice and shrunk her down to 4 inches. "HAHA, NOW WHO HAS A SMALL PENIS. UHH, I MEAN WHAT?"

And so, the long epic story began, again. Dan came around the entire city and began to shrink things at will. It came to a point where Dan had shrunken the entire city. He casually walked to school everyday, and was the best on the football team standing over everyone else who wasn't even as tall as his knees. He became successful and was able to pick up all the ladies. No, really he picked them up and took them home with him. That sick bastard. Anyway, he became a local scientist. No one taught him anything to do with science, he just proclaimed that he was the smartest one in the city and wedgied all of the nerds. No one understood why he did it, it didn't even make sense come to think of it. But he realized that he truly wasn't happy. Everything else in the world was still the same size as it should be so, Dan shrunk the entire world and became the giant that he always dreamed of.

This only lasted 4.5 days before the Earth came barreling into the sun from the sudden change in size of the Earth. Everyone died a horrific death and lived happily ever after. Except for Mike, fuck that guy.

The End.

THE END.

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