Pretty soon a knock comes at the door and you open it up to see Natalie who is tall and slim with long black hair with red in it and Jeff, who is a normal sized 4 year old with light brown hair wearing blue overalls and a red t-shirt.
"DADDY!" says Jeff and runs over and hugs you around your waist.
"Hey little buddie," you say lifting him up and giving him a little kiss like you saw your Uncle did once.
"I'm sorry again Jerry," Natalie says handing you over a large bag," he has enough clothes for 5 days, his teddy bear, favorite books, and a few other toys are in it. Here's the number I can be reached at and if he gets a rash call this number. And he's no longer in night diapers, but make sure he goes to the bathroom before he goes to bed."
A few seconds pass and Jeff looks at you and says," Mommy talks too much."
"Yep," you smile.
"Now that's not nice," Natalie says.
"Don't worry," you say," we'll have fun, we'll have pizza, watch cartoons, sleep and eat a lot of sugar."
"Now now, Jerry," says Natalie.
"Don't worry," you smile," he'll be in bed by 8:30 and I'll make sure he doesn't couch potato out."
"You better not," Natalie jokes," See ya later honey," she bends over and kisses Jeff who is sitting on your belly.
"Do I get a kiss?" you smile.
Natalie stands on her tip toes and gives you a quick kiss," See ya later boys, have fun."
"We will mommy," says Jeff in a spooky voice.
Natalie walks down the hall and into the elevator and you look at Jeff and say," Did I teach you that?"
"No," Jeff smiles.
"So you hungry?" you say walking into the condo.
"Yes," Jeff answers.
"You want to have pizza?"you ask.
"Mommy said no pizza," Jeff tells you.
"Don't worry, "you smile," I'll eat most of it."
"Ok," Jeff says.
You set Jeff down on the couch and open the bag and say," What kind of goodies do we have in here?"
"Lots of stuff," Jeff says taking stuff out," Can we watch Bob?"
You look at the Bob the builder video and you have to admit, you've never seen a Bob the builder show," Sure."
Jeff jumps up and puts it in the VCR and races back to the couch and sits down next to you, you grab the phone and order the pizza and watch the movie with your cushion in your Uncle's Body.
The pizza comes and you eat most of it and you're amazed how much Uncle Jerry's body can hold. Jeff eats one piece. You and Jeff get along great and you help him get dressed and put him to bed on the couch and head to Uncle Jerry's bedroom and watch TV there and at 11 you decide to go to bed and climb into the bed and fall asleep.
But you wake up at 3 am because of what?