...seeing how he accidentally cut his foot clean off his right leg with out any harm done to him, he figures he can do the same to his head. Something that he still wasn't sure about doing, but seeing the results before his own eyes gave him some confidence to do it. He held the blade up to the base of his neck and counted to 3, "one...two...three." Darren counted.
Just with a swipe of the blade, he feels the cold metal blade slide right though the base of his neck, cutting it like butter. Where it comes out the other side resulting in his head to start leaning forward. Acting quickly he leans the scythe away from him and quickly grabs the sides of his head, preventing him from falling down. Which can only mean that his head and neck are separate form his body, lifting his head up further only confirmed that.
He looked around before looking down to see his vacant shoulders below where his head and neck once were and unlike any other human being that would have fainted. Darren just stares in awe at how easily this blade can separate body parts just by cutting them. Almost enjoying the wild feeling of holding onto his own head like a basketball before he sets his head down the sofa beside him where he then watches his headless body stand up. Where he walks it around the living room, picking things up which all feels so weird to do like this, being in two different places at once.
Eventually though he decides to get his body back to him before he breaks something, he walks back to his head and picks himself up. Instead of attaching his head back to his body, he just tucks his head under his right arm while grabbing the scythe in the other. Where he walks out of the living room and into the garage which is far enough away from Carmen. To be undetected by what noises he may make, once in there, he sets his bodiless head down on his work bench where he walks his headless body out into the middle of the garage so he can see his whole body.
Where he thinks of a few ideas on what to do next, thinking if a few weird things until he decides to try cutting himself in half right at his waist. Carefully lining the blade up with his waist, he slides it through resulting him shuttering form the cold blade slicing through his body again. This time resulting in his upper body and his lower body to separate form one another. His upper body falling backwards, but luckily he acts quickly and catches himself on his hands while his lower body stumbles a little before coming to a stop.
From there he takes a moment to get use to being in three paces now, which he does and starts trying to walk his lower half around the garage which he gets the hang of. Then he starts walking his upper body around on his hands before trying to move them both at the same time, but its proving difficult for him. Being much harder to do that moving one at a time, but being the hard worker that he is, he concentrates harder and harder until he can do it. After ten minutes of trying over and over, he eventually gets the hang of moving his separated upper and lower halves around the garage together.
Mastering that, he decides to put himself back together, kneeling his lower half down before sitting back onto his heels so he can easily climb his upper body onto it. Almost falling off, he catches himself and attaches his upper body back onto his lower half. Then he was about to attache his head and neck back to his body when he thought of something, Thinking of it he then cuts his left hand off where he then attaches his left hand up between his shoulders.
Where he can still feel his body despite having a hand for a head now. Which he clenches and wiggles his fingers like normal, where he then decides to complete the swap. Using his right hand and lays his head on its side before lining his wrist stump up against it, where he presses his stump against the base of his neck. Resulting in his head and neck to attach instantly where he feels his big neck shrink down to fit the circumference of his arm. Making him feel like he has the longest neck in the world.
To which he begins to move his head as if it were his hand, eventually getting the hang of it as he bends his elbow and raises his arm all the way up. Smiling the whole time as well as he enjoys this whole situation until he starts to feel a little sickly so he stops moving his head all around, that's when he spots something and that something is....
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