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Rated: 13+ · Interactive · Comedy · #1528602
The adventures of ogres and humans, as well as other fantasy creatures.
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Chapter #5

You have to use the bathroom.

    by: Unknown
Maybe it's something you ate, or nerves at sharing a room with an ogre, but you wake up desperate to take a crap. Gorg seems to be still asleep, judging from the loud snoring noises he's making, so you slip out of bed and make your way as quietly as you can to the outhouse.

As expected, the outhouse is just a flimsy wooden shack with a moon symbol carved into the door. You take a deep breath before opening the door. Gorg's disgusting even for an ogre - you saw his bedroom, so what must his bathroom be like? But maybe it won't be as bad as you think... You open the door...

It's worse than you thought. A cloud of flies bursts out of the hole in a rotten wooden bench where, you imagine, you're supposed to do your business. The smell hits you like a fist and you stagger backwards, thinking better of it. But then your stomach groans and you realise you can't wait. You take another deep breath, yank down your shorts and sit down over the hole. At least it covers up the smell a bit - you don't even want to think what could be down there. You sigh with relief as you eject your load.

Once you're done you look around, but... there's no toilet paper! Not even a holder - what the hell does this ogre do to wipe his ass?!

You have the following choices:

1. Screw it, you'll just be like Gorg and not wipe your ass.

2. You call Gorg for help.

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