You decide to call for Gorg. It would be disgusting to go back into bed with a dirty ass.
"Gorg!" No response. You try again, louder. "Gorg!" Still no response. You decide to wait and contemplate your situation. A few minutes later, Gorg rushes into the outhouse. and slams the door behind him.
"Hm? What are you doing in here?" He asks, groggy and apparently surprised at your presence.
"Didn't you hear my calls?"
"No" He says, scratching his head. "I had to take a really big crap."
"Ok, then." You reply. "I was going to ask you where your toilet paper is."
"I don't have any. Heck, I wouldn't have even used the outhouse if you weren't here."
"You would have just crapped the bed?"
"Yep. Now can I use the latrine? I have to go really badly."
"Fine, just let me leave first." Gorg removes his loincloth and sits on the latrine. You try to open the outhouse door, but it's stuck.
"Gorg?"
"Yeah?"
"The door's stuck."
"Sucks for you, then." Gorg blasts out a huge fart that stinks up the small outhouse more than you thought was possible.
"Oh my God! Can't you wait?!"
"No. This is one of the worst loads i've had in years." He blasts out another huge fart.
"You scream and start to pound on the door, but it stays tight. You have no idea what to do.
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