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Jan 2, 2024 at 9:03am
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Andre's Fractured Resolutions Blog-O-Thon!
Andre Thinks New Year's Resolutions Are A Great Thing —

For Other People!!

For the rest of January, Andre would like you to tell him how you would fracture, spindle, or mutilate some common resolutions people make.

Andre Reading

So Here's The Deal:

Starting on January 3rd. 2024

Each Wednesday Andre, via Richard ~ Merry, Merry Author IconMail Icon will post Two Resolution Prompts here in the comments to use for that week.

Please use one of them to post a Blog Entry by the following Wednesday –. Post all of your entries in an edited Message using {entry:XXXXXXX} format, Here in "Invalid Item" Open in new Window.

         *Chimp* Here's the catch, you can write this Blog post from either Andre's, your particular Muse(s), or your own point of view.

         *Chimp* Andre expects hilarity, mayhem, and other assorted hijinks.

         *Chimp* Please do comment on other people's blog posts. Please Be Kind and Courteous When Doing So!

         *Chimp* Please write a minimum of 300 words, with a maximum of 6000 (only kidding) 500 words is about how long Andre's attention span lasts. Include a word count, Because Andre is too lazy to count for you.

         *Chimp*For the sake of decorum (as if Andre has any) please stick with a 13+ rating or lower.

*Monkey* A completed entry earns you an Exclusive Numbered Andre Trinket Of Appreciation.
Richard ~ Merry, Merry is hard at work on them now –> at least he better be!

*Monkey* And, Yes, Andre is okay with you responding to both prompts with Separate Entries, and earning Two Exclusive Numbered Trinkets.

Any Questions Please Contact Richard ~ Merry, Merry Author IconMail Icon by clicking the envelope thingy.

Andre has turned off the ringer of the phone in the bar, until his hangover clears up —

While this is not a contest, and doesn't involve any formal judging, If Andre snorts a beverage out of his nose after reading your entry, he might fling something else your way —

I'd be prepared to duck though!



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Andre's Fractured Resolutions Blog-O-Thon! · 01-02-24 9:03am
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