GWEEP!

Guinea Pigs In Boxes

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SHOE BOX ONE (Ralph): I suspect he thinks this is clever you know.

SHOE BOX TWO (Toby): Juggling Boxes? How so?

Ralph: The audience is supposed to think that there are guinea pigs inside these boxes, namely us. But we're not, so he's saved on our booking fee.

Toby: Why the low down dirty... That's a rotten trick.

Ralph: That's just the kind of man we are dealing with Toby.

SHOE BOX THREE (Graham): Gottle of Geer, Gottle of Geer, Gweep!

Ralph: Ha! He's messed up there, shoe boxes cannot frown collectively at other shoe boxes.

Toby: It sounds as though he's gotten around it though.

Graham: We interrupt this programme for a massage from our sponsors.

(Slight pause)

Toby (slowly): Do you suppose he meant 'message'?

Ralph: It's hard to tell isn't it. Left a bit. Left a bit. Ahhh! that's the spot.

Toby: Ralph, when you've quite finished.

Graham: Gweep.

Toby: Do you suppose that he's going to keep this up till Halloween?

Ralph: Probably. Either that or until he's driven out of the Newsfeed with torches and pitchforks.