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Rated: XGC · Book · Biographical · #1375962
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#604143 added August 27, 2008 at 11:21pm
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I Have a Penis!!
No, the title is not a discovery. It is, rather, an assurance.

You see, five or six times now, I've gone to a restaurant with a female or two, and the host(ess) said "Hi, ladies!"

And today, I went to work, changed into my uniform in a men's room stall, and after I exited the stall, another guy in the restroom said "oh, for a second I thought you were a chick"

What the hell?!

So let me ask y'all, does THIS...

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...look AT ALL like a woman?!

Let me also remind you that I worked today, and that picture was just taken a few moments ago. Half of the time, I'm less clean-shaven than that.

What the hell kind of unfortunate woman do these people think I am?! Do they think I have some sort of hormonal imbalance?

On top of that, at least two of the times, I was wearing a wifebeater...allowing full view of my decidedly non-feminine shoulders and, to top it all off, a patch of chest hair!

I mean, what the hell?!

Can anybody explain this to me? It can't just be the long hair, I've known plenty of guys with long hair...besides which, aside from the long hair, I am quite clearly full of testosterone!

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