Property in Wonderland

Perfect for a garden party -
Or - for your little girl- tea
And plenty of profit for the bunny and me.
That’s the reality of realty, sir.
What’s that, Cheshire Cat?
How now, Brown Cow?
You think I am tilting at windmills?
No, the rivers are really full of potions down here,
And you can grow or shrink as you like.
Lawn not big enough?
Water it big.
Grass too long?
Water it small.
You’ll never lack for friends in high places,
Always up for a game of cards.