Name That Turtle ~ Closed

So the Grumpy Leprechaun, Pub Bunny, and Anon-Y-Monkey went into Andre's Banana Bar —
no wait, this is no joke.



The three of them made a new friend;



Before (s)he can make his/her big debut on a Merit Badge, (s)he needs a cool new moniker.

First, I'm pretty sure this is a turtle — well, according to National Geographic, they're all turtles:

How To Tell A Turtle From A Tortoise  

So there's that, which leaves the question.

What is Her/His name?

A Bit Of A Simple, Quick Contest To Help Me Out. Tell Me His/Her Name!!

He/She can be a girl/boy – or gender-neutral, your choice.

The name should be original.

Not something like "Yertle the Turtle". Myrtle the Turtle is similarly disqualified – too easy, and there is a Myrtle the Turtle living at the New England Aquarium.

It need not be an actual name; a descriptor like Pub Bunny or Grumpy Leprechaun works!

To facilitate him/her eventually adorning a Merit Badge, the name should be under 23 characters.

Funny is Better!

You May Enter Multiple Times With Different Names

Names Are Of Course First Come, First Served! I Will Email Anyone Who Submits A Duplicate Name.

What's In This For Me, You Ask?

Every Entry Receives An Exclusive One Of A Kind Trinket, Featuring Our As Yet Unnamed Turtle.

The top five entries receive a Community Merit Badge — CR Guaranteed.

The winning entry will receive the first Merit Badge featuring the Turtle.

Judges for the contest will be the Grumpy Leprechaun, Pub Bunny, and myself. Any tie will be broken by Andre throwing something at it.

Email Answers To: Richard ~ Merry, Merry

Contest Closes On 6/18/21