Gerry

We love Gerry very much
It would be heaven to feel his touch

In Phantom he gave us spasms
That ended up being Gerrygasms

As Attila he was strong and brave
And worthy enough to become our slave

He goes back in time in Timeline
Damn, that man is just plain FINE!

Dracula claims the air sex scene
Why is he being so mean?

Slaying dragons in Reign of Fire
Heats our inner desire

In Mrs. Brown we all had a surprise
A fine ass, a wee bit more and rock hard theighs

Tomb Raider 2 he got handcuffed to the bed
Which put naughty imagages into our head

If most of us had our way
We would screw his brains out any day

Gerry your the man
You turned us all into fans

A great actor you are
We admire u from afar

Lets hear it for Gerry
The man we all like to marry!