Glad To Be Your Next Of Kin

Glad To Be Your Next Of Kin
For my rents - I love you : )

Parental unit one
And parental unit two
This is your offspring
Saying thank you
For all life’s greatest memories
They begin with me and you
Parental unit one
And parental unit two

You taught me to share
And life’s moralities
Sending me to school
To enhance my mentality

Thank you both so much
For everything you’ve done
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You’re both number one
I couldn’t ask for more
Satisfaction is stored within
You’re all I could wish for
Glad to be your next of kin

Explaining the birds and the bees
And teaching me to cook
Learning the ABC’s
And how to balance my checkbook

You taught me about love
And making decisions
You taught me how to read
And long division

Those are just some of the things
I learned from you both being near
Knowledge is what happens
When you clean your ears
Recalling the good days
Through the years
And remembering the bad
Behind the tears
One thing I remember
About happy times and sad
You both stayed by my side
Even when you were unbelievably mad

Thank you both so much
For everything you’ve done
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You’re both number one
I couldn’t ask for more
Satisfaction is stored within
You’re all I could wish for
Glad to be your next of kin