Banapple Gas II

Banapple Gas

Some kind of fuel
To beat the daily duel
Of vitamins politically correct.
A good daily multi,
But then, the need for more. . .
Another trip to the store.

Oranges of vitamin C,
Lost for pulp
In the last frost,

A complex of B
for Neuro stable energy,

Add some D
for mental stability.

Oh E!
Skin of cream,
Hair shines in beams
Of glitter lights,
In your eyes
Of beto caratine.

Glucosamine,
Full range of the knee,
How much for me?

Mobility,
Isn't free.
There's a fee
To be paid,
Somewhere,
Sometime,
Some day.

Don't delay!
Take your vitamins,
Or drink them
Today.

Original Banapple Gas

Banapple gas
Banapple gas
Everybody's breathing it
Oh! Alas!
All the world is stuck on it
Banapple gas

Does it do you good?
Make you better?
Make you healthy
When your're bitter?

Well, I don't know
If it makes you well,
But it must be healthy
'Cause it don't smell.

Do you know what goes inside
To make it?
What kind of shameless spice
Makes it right?

Well, I don't know
What kind of spice,
But it must be healthy
'Cause it's sterilized.

Does it make you smile
More to wake up?
Make you happy
Just to be alive?

Well, I don't know
If it makes you happy,
But it must be healthy
'Cause it's survived.

All the world wants inside it

Banapple gas
Banapple gas
Everybody's breathing
Banapple gas
Oh! Alas!
All the world is groovin' on
Banapple gas

~Cat Stevens

The original video of this is on the "Majicat" DVD, available at Amazon.com and other locations.

The theory is that Miss Apple and Mr. Banana have married and reproduced. Their offspring is a fruit, yellow of colour and shaped much like an apple. However, the banapple is in sections like an orange. A banapple grows on a tree, and there's video of a farmer picking from his grove.

As technology increases banapple's production capability, it is converted into a gas, which is sprayed from a sprayer, the size used in a garden.

Effects of banapple seems to be positive, and worthy of a smile and a thought.


Coming soon. . .


Be watching for banapple gas!