this is a poem about our new headcoach Urban Meyer, and what that means for UF. |
The Gators have a new head coach, A fellow named Urban Meyer! This occurred after our beleaguered "Interim" coach Ron Zook was fired. Football for Florida Is more than just a past-time, For not taking an interest Would be close to a capital crime. Now, I'm very pleased to say the least About this recent series of events. I am hoping for, nay, expecting The ferocity of passing to commence. For it is much better With our caliber of players To air out the deep ball, And silence the nay-sayers. So, we are ready for jubilant Saturdays Of excitement after heavy tail-gating, Because we got what this team needed After these two long years of waiting. And be ready Chris Leak For a Heisman-hyped season. The new offensive audacity Would be your primary reason. A little side note To our soon-to-be-gone Ron Zook, A great recruiter, But our hearts you never took. It was perhaps unfair To fire him without caution. But I guess those conference losses Seriously and fatally cost him. I love my Gators, Of that you can be sure. They're the reason I go to school anymore. |