My Man

Do I see myself
with a man quite buff,
who claims he’s tough,
and likes wrestling stuff?

Do I see myself
with a man sport-crazy,
who raves of Gretzky;
a Tiger Woods wannabe?

Do I see myself
with sophistication,
devious temptation,
a man with liberation?

Do I see myself
with a big, jolly guy
who loves my pie;
a real family guy?

Do I see myself
with a mystery man,
a short attention span,
with no pension plan?

I can see myself
with a man who cleans,
eats his greens,
and by all means,

watches after the kid,
and God forbid
the mice he shall rid,
and lift the toilet lid!

However, I dread,
with all I said,
I may one day wed
A woman instead!