JAWS-MOBILE

JAWS-MOBILE
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Ol' Batman has nothing on me,
I'm a hero from out of the sea!
And a JAWS-mobile is what I own;
It's my invention! Mine alone!

Then I think, and upon reflection,
I doubt if it will pass inspection!
With a lot of sand and some super glue,
I made a car I thought would do.

But it doesn't have a headlight -
It figures I can't drive at night;
The tires are small, almost wagon-size,
When I try to start it, the engine dies!

A novelty it is, at best -
My imagination needs a rest!
A toothless shark - like JAWS,
(I could be breaking a few laws!)

It's great for clearing beaches,
You oughta hear all the screeches!
No one wants to go for a spin,
It's so small they can't get in...

No chrome on my car, no siree!
I named it "Willy" and set it free!
The tide will come in and out to sea
Will go the JAWS-mobile - and me!

Countrymom
8/07/04