Future Sock

FUTURE SOCK

Peter the terrible
Had a fetish for single socks,
He stole them from the stores,
Just one from each pair of them;

He put some in his ears,
And ate a few of them,
With some he posed for pictures,
And the rest of them he wore;

Red on one foot, green on the other,
Or it would be lemon and white,
At times, a ghastly purple with blue,
Colour combos, he wore them all!

And at times he did,
Some unmentionable things,
He put them below his butt,
Or wrapped them around his pee

Then thinking of things sexy,
He danced around until,
The socks fell off his "parts",
Or he fell off with exhaustion!

Ever since he started the trend,
Men have been losing one sock,
The future is awaiting,
With one after another sock,

Beware, Men and Women: The end of pairs of socks is nigh upon us.

© Dr. Taher Kagalwala