Just a school thing. |
This was for a school program and it's not that good, but since it's ESL we won a 2nd price with it so my class wanted me to post it here. And by the title and the content, I do not mean to offend any British at all, or anyone else for that matter. I wasn't the one who came up with the idea, just the one who wrote it down and handed it in to an editor. Again, I do not mean any offense! British have a bad temper! Introduction: This is a meeting organized by the British. The invited guests are:the American, Afganistan, Chinese, German, Egyptian, Japanese, and the Israelite. They’re here to talk about a bomb that the British are trying to make. British: Hello, everyone! Everyone else: Hello! British: Introduce yourselves to the others please. Afganistan to American: How do you do, Mr. Bush? American: Ahhhhhhhhh………………….(lay down, sturt crazily) Afganistan: How do you……(he was interrupted by Mr. Bush) American: Shut up! You’re trying to kill me! (runs away) British to Afganistan: Look what you did! You made my guest runaway! Afganistan: Then I’m not your guest? I’m going! British: Oh God!!! American: Is he gone? (came back) British: Yes! It’s all because of you! American: What?! Then I’m REALLY going. (goes again) Chinese: Americans are bad, so, don’t care. British: Yeah right! How can I not care??? He was the most important guest!!! Chinese: What?! You’re crazy! (turns around and goes) British: Jesus! I shouldn’t have said that! German: I’m still on your side! British: Thank you! But I need them for the bomb! German: You need us for te b-b-b-bomb? (acting scared) British: Yeah for…..(stopped by the German’s scream) German: Ah…………………. I don’t want to die yet! (runs away) Egyptian 1: Our God will protect you, Mr. Tom. British: Stop talking about your freaking gods, I want to burst your head!!! Egypt 1: Sorry God, sorry! (on knees) Egyptian 2: You will be punished! (both Egyptians goes away) Japanese: You should control your temper! Don’t say stupid stuff! British: Why? The ones that I don’t want to go are gone, and the guy that I want to be gone is still here. Japanese: What! What do you mean!!! (goes) British: I didn’t mean you! Israelite: Then you must've meant me! (goes as well) Narrator: When the presidents ask the representatives of their country how the meeting went, they all said the same thing, “British have a bad temper, and are very scary!!!” The End |