ooohh Tiddles

OOOOOOOOh Tiddles,

Now why on earth did you do that,
Your normally such a well mannered cat,
I've asked you before,
Take care, when mistress is busy,
Now her head you'll cause,
To be in a tizzy.
She's painting you see,
A nice shade of puce,
Amdist the cries of,
That damm cats on the loose.

Your pretty little paws,
Show where you've been,
Now we have the strangest,
Colours you've ever seen.
All over floors, carpets & chairs,
Oh, not our fine,
Wooden stairs.

What shall we do with you,
Looking like that,
Just hug you and hug you,
You dear precious cat!!