Alphabet Poem

In my dreams...
          Aardvarks attack accordians at Arby's
          Blue boats block bubbling byways
          Cranky Cats chase clunky clogs
          Dashing deer dance devilishly daringly
          Enamored elephants entice everything evil
          Freaky fried frogs foxtrot freely
          Geeky gadgeteers galvanize gold galoshes
          Hip hamsters hug hula hoops
          Impulsive iguanas interpret impish insults
          Jaded Jacks and Jills jam-pack jalopies
          Kaput kangaroos kill karma
          Law-abiding llamas leave lamp lit lairs
          Magenta mullets make men macho
          Nobody naively notices nothing
          Octopi obliterate objets d'art
          Paddlefish pick popcorn pies
          Quirky quacks quaff quarts quickly
          Ragmen resell raglan regularly
          Sneaky salmon steal salami swiftly
          Two toddlers tackle tactile toys
          Ukuleles utter unscripted upbeats
          Vampires valet victim's vehicles
          Walking wicks wickedly wiggle
          X-rayers examine x-axises
          Yaks yuck yuccas
          Zanies zap zero zombies
Yeah, in my dreams!